imperfecthope:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes = the best jokes.

"Don’t be disgusting"

how is a toaster delivered in theory

FAVOURITE

via sk3tchboy (originally buzzfeed)

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

  • Friend:Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!
  • Me:eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it
  • Friend:Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well
  • Me:Yeah sorry :/
  • Me:*continues to be a world famous blogger*

filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

via sk3tchboy (originally filthe)

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

(Source: 9gag)

via sk3tchboy (originally 9gag)